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1-800-KLC-STRP is the number to call, folks. Ask for Nitro or Katia, otherwise known as Frisky and Damsel. Today's show was both aural and visual. I gave two tours a very intimate introduction to both myself and KLC. We're considering making this a weekly feature. We'd appreciate your input grrrrrrrrreatly.

We briefly reviewed the NANK camping trip and delved into the intricacies of sprinkler system beats. Beyonce paid us a visit, groveling for change as always. I gained a pen and lost some dignity; Katia lost her balance and gained my approval of the Baby Ruth candy bar. Playlist:

1. White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane
2. Red, Yellow & Blue - Born Ruffians
3. By Your Side - CocoRosie
4. I Just Threw Out The Love of My Dreams - Weezer
5. Poor Harold - White Magic
6. Blue Ocean Blue - Lake
7. Step Into My Office, Baby - Belle & Sebastian
8. To Hell and Back - Madeline
9. Promise - Violent Femmes
10. Crazy In Love - Beyonce Feat. Jay-Z
11. Ready Or Not - The Fugees
12. These Few Presidents - Why?
13. German Love - Starfucker
14. Time After Time - Cindy Lauper
15. Vamos - Pixies
16. Isla De Encanta - Pixies
17. From a Motel 6 - Yo La Tengo
18. Something off a Post-punk compilation
19. See above
20. Oh No - Gogol Bordello
21. Some beautiful, badass unknown song
22. Another beautiful, famazing, super super, fucking AWESOME SCARY badass unknown song (by Cat Power)
23. You Be Sweet - LEVY
24. I Wanna Die - Jolie Holland
25. Execution Day - The New Porn.

_Nitro